This is how we do it...

Ahh, the NHL playoffs. The time of year that I take a temporary leave from being a poseur restaurant reviewer to be a fake sports columnist.

Nice job Wings! Props to Zetterberg and Franzen for finishing their chances. Dom, thank you for not totally sucking. Chelios, how about NOT turning the puck over in the future - just a suggestion, OK?

Read about the Wings first-game victory in the Freep article ZLightful! Zetterberg's 2 Goals Give Wings 1-0 Lead