Things to do when your friends come to New York City:

1. Take touristy pictures in Times Square

2. Relax for a few minutes in Bryant Park


3. Take touristy pictures in front of the New York Public Library

4. Order a $63 piece of meat for dinner and be ever-so-slightly sickened by the size

5. Go see a show - preferably a completely un-PC show involving some very inappropriate puppet behavior


6. Get drinks in some random divey bar and wish your friends showed up on the east coast more often